Nautical Philosophers Prints

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Ship of fools.

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

'You have ear wax.'

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

Gus never found the perfect wave

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

'How was your date?'

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'