Marine Philosopher Prints

"He was held back in school!"

"Nation-building never works."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Technically, it's a mammal."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

A Poem about Sand

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."