Deep Sea Philosopher Prints

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Nation-building never works."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

Fish near-death experiences.

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Fish Food

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.