Philosopher Of The Sea Prints

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"Nation-building never works."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

A Poem about Sand

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "