Nautical Thinker Mugs

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Lighthouse Beam.

Battery Lighthouse

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Pirate

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"