Nautical Philosopher Pillows

'So is our boat half full or half empty?'

Sailing on the River Styxx

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

'You have ear wax.'

Gus never found the perfect wave

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

Ship of fools.

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."