Ocean Philosopher Pillows

"Weary grow the fervently relaxed devotees of the sea."

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

"You've had a bad day!"

"Nation-building never works."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

A Poem about Sand

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Fisherman get a good catch.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Fish Food

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.