Ocean Thinker Pillows

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Delivery."

Ship of fools.

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Castaway with nothing to do.

'How was your date?'

'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

Business Vacation.

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

The Evolution of fish

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"I don't get it -- what's so bad about a mortgage being under water?"

"I think of eating them as a form of nonverbal communication."

"It's all become so Disneyfied."