Philosopher At Sea Gifts

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Nation-building never works."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Lemniskate

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Fish Food

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

Gus never found the perfect wave

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Ship of fools.

A beach has meters.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'You have ear wax.'

Woman painting a man drowning.