Aquatics Gifts

Evolve at your own risk

'Oh my god, Larry, you gotta try this.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'I must say that was the best massage I've ever had!'

Cat in diving gear, ready to dive into the fish tank.

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I traded it for my bicycle."

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

Fish IV

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Pet fish flooding the house.

'WHOA! Go ahead. Put yours on and see if I'm as ugly.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Fish riding penny-farthing.

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

" I was kind of expecting more out of life."

Colin Swims Backwards

'Paralimpets.'

'Kids! Don't try this in your home stream!'

'No wonder my rheumatism won't go away. It's still wet outside.'

"Honey, don't forget your umbrella! It may be wet today!"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

School of Fish

Golf Rage.

'Where's Neville today?'

"I'm not swimming upstream! There are bears there, but even worse, there's no Wi-Fi or phone signal."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Swimming

Shark in the Pool

"One of my strengths is that I like to work outside of my comfort zone."

"Gee, I don't know. . . how long can you tread water?"