Aquatics T-Shirts

Evolve at your own risk

'Oh my god, Larry, you gotta try this.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Cat in diving gear, ready to dive into the fish tank.

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

'I must say that was the best massage I've ever had!'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"I traded it for my bicycle."

'Oh boy, you've grown alright! Better be careful though: From now on, they won't throw you back...'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

'WHOA! Go ahead. Put yours on and see if I'm as ugly.'

Pet fish flooding the house.

Fish riding penny-farthing.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Fish IV

Fishbowl hat

"I hear our new aquatics director is really good!"

Shark in the Pool

"Gee, I don't know. . . how long can you tread water?"

"One of my strengths is that I like to work outside of my comfort zone."

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

'I tried fresh water once... talk about bland!'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Honey, don't forget your umbrella! It may be wet today!"

'No wonder my rheumatism won't go away. It's still wet outside.'

" I was kind of expecting more out of life."

Colin Swims Backwards

'Paralimpets.'

'Kids! Don't try this in your home stream!'

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

School of Fish

Golf Rage.

'Where's Neville today?'