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"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

Bring your own inflatable.

reincarnated worm...

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Marco ..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Artifishial Intelligence

Bears going water skiing.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"I don't do windows."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."