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"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Pool attached to child's bed.

'Cannonball!'

reincarnated worm...

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Build a Raft

Duck Hunt

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Artifishial Intelligence

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Marco ..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Surfing koala.

Bears going water skiing.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"I don't do windows."

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'How's the water skiing?'