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'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Bears going water skiing.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Surfing koala.

"They're so like us."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Diving Cat.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

He loves the water.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Sea Horse outside saloon

Walking the Plank.

"He chases submarines."

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"He never takes me anywhere."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."