Aquatic Hobbies Pillows

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Surfing koala.

Bears going water skiing.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"They're so like us."

Diving Cat.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Walking the Plank.

"He chases submarines."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"He put up a decent fight."

'Not that sort of pool party.'