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'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Surfing koala.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"They're so like us."

Bears going water skiing.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Fresh fish

He loves the water.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Marine Pollution

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Water Skiing Accidents.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...