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'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

"I AM at my usual position."

Bears going water skiing.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"They're so like us."

Surfing koala.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Fresh fish

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Marine Pollution

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Water Skiing Accidents.

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."