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Whale at Sea World

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Diving Cat.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Marine Pollution

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Dolphin tricks.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"I wouldn't be here now if I'd stayed in a school."

'Let Joey float belly-up for a few more minutes. If he doesn't revive, then we have no choice but to let Matthew play.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

The ocean is no place for a star.

Real violinist replaces a statue.

"Well...I guess so. What did you do with the fish?"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Peace out." "Catch you on the flip side."

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'