Aquatic Musician T-Shirts

'Before we get started, just a little reminder that this is a SCUBA diving class.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

The Hudson River School of Art.

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

Violinist on a surfboard

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

'Which one do you want to read?'

"Just the bait, please."

Goldfish

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'