Aquatic Musician T-Shirts

'Before we get started, just a little reminder that this is a SCUBA diving class.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Pianist playing Handel's Water Music, notices piano has a leak.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

'Say, this is interesting.'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'Ok, yes, we like your singing, but NOT all day long...'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Goldfish

'Which one do you want to read?'

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Annual sportknitting Derby

Violinist on a surfboard

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'