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'Bob's spearfishing adventure came to a quick end.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Business Vacation.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

One Thing / Another

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Musician's Fishing Trip

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

The Hudson River School of Art.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Spinning Plates!

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

Working from Home