Aquatic Maestro Gifts

'Bob's spearfishing adventure came to a quick end.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

Business Vacation.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

One Thing / Another

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I don't perform well under pressure."

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Spinning Plates!

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'