Fish-catching Maestro Gifts

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"River well stocked this year."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Bloody Butcher

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Fishing for Birds

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'