Master Of Fishy Feats Gifts

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

reincarnated worm...

Fish talking about fisherman

Fresh fish

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Musician's Fishing Trip

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fishing Music

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

Traveller's Luggage.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

"He's allergic to pond water."

Fish bait and jail bait.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fisherman.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

Revenge of the Fish

"Just the bait, please."

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

Happy Brexiters

"No more home swaps on the internet."

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'This sounds promising... 'Help wanted: Live Bait'...'

Seafood Chum

"I don't know whether to be mad because you want to disallow my trip to the lake, or flattered because you think there was something fishy about it."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman