Master Of Fishy Feats Gifts

Keeper ready to save fishing man from the water

reincarnated worm...

Fish talking about fisherman

Fresh fish

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Musician's Fishing Trip

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fishing Music

Fish bait and jail bait.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fisherman.

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"Just the bait, please."

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

Revenge of the Fish

"We've got friends arriving in ten minutes and you're telling me you can't light the barbecue?"

'This sounds promising... 'Help wanted: Live Bait'...'

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

"No more home swaps on the internet."

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

Fisherman telling wife and then cat how big the fish was

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."