Fish Catchers Gifts

Fish chopped by hydrofoil

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Surf Casting

Fishing sign.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

The Da Vinci Cod

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Touché"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Lap fish..."