Catcher Gifts

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Yeah, I'm working from home today.

Shows Bundt

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"No, I don't have anything against Twitter, but can we just go back to using hand signals?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Would you mind not standing behind my back!'

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

The one that got away

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"He's a keeper!"

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'I got one this small.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Born to play ball.

'Watch their pounds' Venn Diagram

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

Unorthodox High Speed Chase

Fisherman.