Catching Gifts

Born to play ball.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Fishing sign.

"River well stocked this year."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Missing you.

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Shows Bundt

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

Fisherman.

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'