Catching Pillows

Born to play ball.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Fishing sign.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"River well stocked this year."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Missing you.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Fisherman get a good catch.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Shows Bundt

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

Fisherman.

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"