Playing Catch Pillows

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"So, I threw the frisbee a little hard."

'It's your Dad, sir. He's here for some quality time.'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Missing you.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

Fisherman get a good catch.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Shows Bundt

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Born to play ball.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'