Playing Catch Pillows

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"So, I threw the frisbee a little hard."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Missing you.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Born to play ball.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Shows Bundt

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

The Salmon Man