Catch Champion Pillows

Couple of Pikeys.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"River well stocked this year."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Missing you.

"You know very well what fish!"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'I got one this small.'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Born to play ball.

Fisherman Funneral

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Determined fisherman

'You only caught one?'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fisherman.

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'