Catch-chaser Pillows

Fisherman.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The one that got away

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

WiFi Signals

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'I got one this small.'

Get a life

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"