Catching Games Gifts

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"River well stocked this year."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Missing you.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Born to play ball.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Shows Bundt

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

Determined fisherman

Fisherman.

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

Trump falls at Pennsylvania Avenue in Monopoly.

Rock paper scissors before paper or scissors.

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.