Catch-and-release Enthusiast Gifts

Catch-and-release whaling.

"I have mixed emotions about having been caught and thrown back."

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Fisherman Funneral

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Born to play ball.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Don't let it go!'

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'