Catch-and-release Advocate Gifts

"...and this one here gave me a real battle!!"

'Hey mister! Watch it with that hook of yours! You almost pulled out my eye!'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish Revenge

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Born to play ball.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'