Catch-and-release Supporter Gifts

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The Salmon Fisherman

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

Proud Mum.

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

The Salmon Man

Catch-and-release whaling.

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"