Catch-and-release Champion Gifts

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

To help fishermen substantiate the one that got away, Nikon introduces its new Fish-Cam 2000.

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

Fish Putting Up A Fight

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"You know very well what fish!"

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Born to play ball.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"We rescued him form the research lab."

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

The Salmon Man