Catch-and-release Artist Gifts

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Business Fishing.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

Born to play ball.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Catch-and-release whaling.

The Salmon Man