Catch And Release Comic Gifts

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

The Salmon Fisherman

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Steroids.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'It doesn't work...'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

Catch-and-release whaling.

The Salmon Man

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'

"I mounted a beautiful fish and had a great meal too."