Catch-and-release Humor Gifts

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Steroids.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

Catch-and-release whaling.

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

The Salmon Man

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'