Comical Catch Enthusiast Gifts

'Steroids.'

'It didn't jump up there, you yanked it up there!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Fishing Holes

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

Fisherman Funneral

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'

Putting on ice

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

The Serious Match Angler - Interest in Nothing But Catching Fish.

'If it looks good and it tastes good, it's probably bad for you!'

'The warden framed me.'

'Boy,something sure nailed that lure.'

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

Angling Club Competition.