Clever Catch Enthusiast Gifts

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Steroids.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

Fisherman Funneral

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

Smart Asp

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

'Don't let it go!'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'My homework? Why, at home.'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."

'When does salmon season start?!'

Angling Competition

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Can't say much for the other two - but the marlin sure fought like hell!'

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"