Catch-and-release Joker Gifts

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Adult Absence Notes.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."