Catch-and-release Trickster Gifts

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

Toad Rage

Catch-and-release whaling.

The Salmon Man

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

'Don't let my title fool you.'