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'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

Toad Rage

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Trick of Treat

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

The Salmon Man

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"