Catch-and-release Champ Gifts

"Throwback Thursday?"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Born to play ball.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Catch-and-release whaling.