Catch-and-release Expert Gifts

The Salmon Man

"Well, well well! This could be my lucky day!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"River well stocked this year."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Missing you.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'How was your luck, dear?'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Fisherman Funneral

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Born to play ball.

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You only caught one?'

Determined fisherman