Catch-and-release Expert Mugs

The Salmon Man

"Well, well well! This could be my lucky day!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"River well stocked this year."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Missing you.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'How was your luck, dear?'

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Born to play ball.

Fisherman Funneral

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Determined fisherman

'You only caught one?'