Catching Champion Gifts

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"River well stocked this year."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Missing you.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"You know very well what fish!"

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Born to play ball.

Shows Bundt

Pinterest shaming

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'