Bouquet Catching Champion Gifts

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

A Creature WAS Stirring

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Cut out and keep your own Chef

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

Born to play ball.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

Hoppety Hop

"Flowers for me? What did you do, idiot?"

Say it with flowers

"I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth to mouth."

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'Yes, please, go on and on about the interaction between the wine's bouquet and the various inner parts of your nose.'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

Easter Hare

The Easter Bunny in his Easter Egg Trophy Room.

'I always tweak my back during these Dinosaur Easter Egg hunts.'