Bait Bucket Champion Gifts

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Swimming Prankster

A Creature WAS Stirring

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

Fish don't like worms.

Cut out and keep your own Chef

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

The art of fishing.

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

Space Hopper Rodeo

"Yes, I know it's a lure, but look at the detail! You have to admit, frankly, that this fly-fisherman is an artist. . ."

"It looks delicious."

I brake for worms

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

The Evolution of fish

"Just the bait, please."

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'