Bucket Seat Champion Gifts

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Swimming Prankster

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'This is taking Environmental Awareness TOO far!'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'I appreciate you doing the work of two men, Haskell, but Baker and Clayton never did anything either.'

Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

Redemption Center

"The latest reports show life expectancy going down for the first time."

Effects of drought

"We are petitioning for the support of pesticide-free organic farming: we already have over five hundred billion signatures! Wanna join in?"

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Seat belts - The giving of life.

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

'The ice caps are melting!'

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."