Chair-dance Champion Gifts

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

The Last Leaf

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Armchair Dancing

"Shake yer booty!"

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."