Chair-dance Champion Gifts

Dan wasn't disabled or anything; he just moved better in a chair.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Last Leaf

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

Family working together

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'Unfortunately, I had a heart attack while playing charades.'

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Shake yer booty!"

Armchair Dancing

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

For some patients, Dr. Edwards would play 'Diagnosis Charades'.

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.