Musical Chairs Champion Gifts

Musical Chairs

"I've come for only one of you... the one who doesn't have a chair when the music stops."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Sweep the board.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Music Lessons

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Family working together

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Prawn Amend

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Bored Baker

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

Babies who Lunch.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

The Specimen Hunter

Cat chess

Beating Dad at Chess.

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"It's baaaack!"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.